i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
