another moral hangover. fuck.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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