Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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