Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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