yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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