You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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