Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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