Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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