if i died would you start the facebook group?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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