no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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