Where is the hickey?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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