There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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