I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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