yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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