His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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