its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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