Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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