Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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