PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in