What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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