That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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