just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It's never too late to be topless.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
