i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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