it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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