Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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