wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?