protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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