shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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