dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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