She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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