Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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