my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Houston, we have a blender
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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