But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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