Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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