I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize