mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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