Sry I called you an 8
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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