Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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