so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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