I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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