I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
