I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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