and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
