Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
