why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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