But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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