so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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