yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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