sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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