never play flip cup with pint glasses
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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