Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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