You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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