I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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