forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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