I'm going to jail i love you
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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