Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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